Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 11, 2025

Think of the fame and fortune you will have!!!!

Only on suitably comedic days!

Perhaps someone has been out in the cold too long.

You Talk …. I will Listen ;-)

ALL animals talk, if one knows how to listen.

a horse is a horse of course

Only when no one else but you is around.

I would enjoy just sitting out there whether the creek was running or not.

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!

The creek can talk?

That could actually be a lot of trouble for him.

If he can wait tables, he can talk.

Unlike most humans, the dog understands that not only does it have the right to remain silent, it has the ability too.

Yes, he can

He’s been holding out….he only speaks profoundness….

Now THAT deserves a few treats!

Definitely a step above the usual doggerel.

A guy and his dog walk into a talent agent’s office. “Have I got an act for you! My dog can talk!”

Agent says, “Yeah, right. Show me.”

Guy looks at the dog and says, “What’s on top of a house?”

Dog says, “Roof!”

“What’s the texture of sandpaper?”

Dog says, “Ruff!”

“Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?”

Dog says, “Ruth!”

The agent throws them out of his office.

Walking away the guy says to the dog, “Well, that didn’t go as I hoped.”

Dog looks at the guy and says, “Maybe I should have said DiMaggio.”

“Yes, I can; and we’ve been through a lot together, so let’s have a serious quid pro quo discussion about what stays private, shall we? "