Basselope contrails are known chemicals being spread to do something nefarious like jet contrails. You have to fill in the blank of what that is while wearing your tinfoil hat.
As a matter of objective reality, most people who become illegal aliens over-stay their visas, and come in by way of airports. (I know that some Trump zombies probably think “man will never fly!” but we probably shouldn’t ought to listen to the dang things…..) As a matter of objective reality, border crossings WITH OUR CURRENT DETERRENTS are at at least a 20 year low. What’s the obvious answer? Make Trump build walls around airports, using all of his Russian money!
rekam Premium Member over 5 years ago
I don’t even want to know what the definition for tooticles is.
Walter Kocker Premium Member over 5 years ago
Those are Crocs. . .but I don’t get the connection. . .however I think I DID have ‘tooticles’ once after a large bean burrito.
KenseidenXL over 5 years ago
Time to lay off the beans….
Mordock999 Premium Member over 5 years ago
“We’re from the FAA! Do you know you’re flying within in 5 miles of a nearby airfield? Let us see your “drone license, Pal!”
Masterskrain over 5 years ago
And the Opus wall is just as effective as ANY OTHER WALL would be…
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago
Basselope contrails are known chemicals being spread to do something nefarious like jet contrails. You have to fill in the blank of what that is while wearing your tinfoil hat.
Qiset over 5 years ago
The baloons make for easy targeting.
Ignatz Premium Member over 5 years ago
We probably are just a few years away from drones than carry a person.
But Das Dumbkopf thinks medieval defenses are the way to go. Hope the Mexicans don’t have catapults.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 5 years ago
My goodness me, it’s hard enough to keep testicles and tentacles away from each other, but to throw tooticles into the game is just outrageous.
Herb L 1954 over 5 years ago
Is this the rackless Bassalope?Or does the rack turn into balloons,when it needs to travel?
Spence12 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Any thief can break into my house. But that doesn’t mean I should leave my door wide open. A little deterrent goes a long way.
Godfreydaniel over 5 years ago
As a matter of objective reality, most people who become illegal aliens over-stay their visas, and come in by way of airports. (I know that some Trump zombies probably think “man will never fly!” but we probably shouldn’t ought to listen to the dang things…..) As a matter of objective reality, border crossings WITH OUR CURRENT DETERRENTS are at at least a 20 year low. What’s the obvious answer? Make Trump build walls around airports, using all of his Russian money!
Strod over 5 years ago
Interestingly enough, today’s re-run of the old Bloom Country strip also mentions Tootsie, though in another context.
MCProfessor over 5 years ago
I was wondering what his source of propulsion is.
ted.66bird over 5 years ago
Looks like that wall is a bust as well!
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
It’s no use, Opus; there can be no bigger croc than our beloved president. Remember his family motto: “Profundus Crocus Excrementi Est.”…
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
—And a chicken-wire roof covering, too, Opus! Beware, the aerial basselope!
lindz.coop Premium Member over 5 years ago
Foiled by tooticles…..