Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for January 12, 2019

I don’t even want to know what the definition for tooticles is.

Those are Crocs. . .but I don’t get the connection. . .however I think I DID have ‘tooticles’ once after a large bean burrito.

Time to lay off the beans….

“We’re from the FAA! Do you know you’re flying within in 5 miles of a nearby airfield? Let us see your “drone license, Pal!”

And the Opus wall is just as effective as ANY OTHER WALL would be…

Basselope contrails are known chemicals being spread to do something nefarious like jet contrails. You have to fill in the blank of what that is while wearing your tinfoil hat.

The baloons make for easy targeting.

We probably are just a few years away from drones than carry a person.

But Das Dumbkopf thinks medieval defenses are the way to go. Hope the Mexicans don’t have catapults.

My goodness me, it’s hard enough to keep testicles and tentacles away from each other, but to throw tooticles into the game is just outrageous.

Is this the rackless Bassalope?Or does the rack turn into balloons,when it needs to travel?

Any thief can break into my house. But that doesn’t mean I should leave my door wide open. A little deterrent goes a long way.

As a matter of objective reality, most people who become illegal aliens over-stay their visas, and come in by way of airports. (I know that some Trump zombies probably think “man will never fly!” but we probably shouldn’t ought to listen to the dang things…..) As a matter of objective reality, border crossings WITH OUR CURRENT DETERRENTS are at at least a 20 year low. What’s the obvious answer? Make Trump build walls around airports, using all of his Russian money!

Interestingly enough, today’s re-run of the old Bloom Country strip also mentions Tootsie, though in another context.

I was wondering what his source of propulsion is.

Looks like that wall is a bust as well!

It’s no use, Opus; there can be no bigger croc than our beloved president. Remember his family motto: “Profundus Crocus Excrementi Est.”…

—And a chicken-wire roof covering, too, Opus! Beware, the aerial basselope!

Foiled by tooticles…..