Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 06, 2021

In 20 years there’ll be a best-selling, Oscar winning documentary with the answer.

And then George Miller will jump on the bandwagon, take a break from car chases in the post-apocalyptic Australian wasteland, and make some popular cartoons.

Give swimming lessons.

Soar the seas, eat fish & feed orcas.

Close the fridge, dork!

Orca food.

Better not tell him that penguins spend months sitting on eggs in the freezing cold.

If you think you’re chagrined, talk to Calvin & Hobbes!

Make movies with Dick Van Dyke.

You swim beautifully.

Opus Rules, even with only 6 toes.

No, penguins are destined to make zoo audiences laugh and feel good.

So he’s still recovering from his amnesia? Did we ever see Cutter John return yet from that ill-fated wheelchair balloon trip?

The purpose of penguins is to provide comic relief on “Secrets of the Zoo”.

To find pretty rocks with which to woo a mate

To be impersonated by nuns

TO DANCE! Put on your HAPPY FEET !

Billy & the Boingers needed a tuba player.

To swim, Opus!!!!!!!!!

Put it on ice, Opus! You are a splendid creature of the chilly southern seas. Rejoice in your charming penguinhood!