Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 15, 2024

Anything “Barbi” is definitely lethal.

Defense: Your honor, I have here in my hand, a sales receipt from a place called “Toys R Us!”

I just watched “Protege”, and indeed a nail file can be lethal. Especially hidden in a cigar.

Something like that happened here in Michigan some months ago and a Father and Mother plus the son are going to go to one of Michigans prisons because the son was given a hand gun and he used it to take the lives of four beautiful high school kids . It still gives me the " chills " to read about it and see it on the news : ( I pray that somehow GOD stops this unbelievable foolishness , please !

And that’s why toys with small parts come with a warning label.

Magnifying glasses in boxes of Cracker Jack are considered deadly weapons now

We’re not doing too bad when you consider the source.

… feces-flinging primates attempting to co-exist in a society run by, and ruled by, primates.

[heavy-duty, industrial-grade sarcasm emoji goes here]

Well, better than a Bambi nail gun, I s’pose.

Monica has kind of a Linus-from-Peanuts thing going on with the hair.

This elf would go on to write the guidelines for the TSA.

Remember the time before you had to get felt up by college drop-outs to fly?

Actually they gave it knowing he was a threat.