Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for September 16, 2020

I can’t picture Ashley Judd in a comedy.

If Nancy Pelosi is “leftist”, what does that make AOC?

There are no real leftists in America. Even ?Bernie would be considered center-left in most of the wealthy countries of the world. We’ve just been moving so far to the right that self-proclaimed Nazis — and I’m talking swastika wearing, Hitler-praising Nazis — are no big deal.

Considering the level of success and quality for most movies in the past decade, both the subject and the main character choices are a no hope venture. Same for the guys currently in the top slots – Buttercup and TupPence.

Eric and Junior, it seems to me that your dad tRump is the one who is “bumbling” whenever Pelosi is around. She really gets under his skin.

How about Roseann Barr? Think she’ll be leftist enough for you?

Ok boys, it’s time to stop with the trumpfluffing.

trump is just plane s—t.

Beware, the latter has been known to sic mobs, especially during lunch break.

The bumbler who took the House away from the failed casino owner?

FIFY “It’s a comedy about a bumbling right wing politician. The studio wants dOnald tRump, I want dOnald tRump in fact everyone wants dOnald tRump. There is a consensus, no one else could play the part.”

That’s simply a lie. Pretty disgusting.

If you political hacks will please go to the political cartoon section, the rest of us can enjoy the comics again

“You know! . . . The thing!” Joe Biden

Please don’t do it, Ashley. I watch all your movies.

Why not? They’ve spent almost four years remaking Dumb and Dumber with Dump and Penis.

Oooohhhhh. Looks like we’ll have a nuclear jihad very very soon.