Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for September 19, 2022

You are supposed to use your personal towel, you know those are all for show. And shut the curtain, you’re making a mess.

Are you binary, trans or non-binary today?

Better play it safe and just use some TP.

Open the window and let the breeze dry you off!

Any one you want. Be a man. She’s going to wash them all anyway.

“Who are you and what are you doing in our shower?”

Just identify as a dry person and continue on with your day.

If you have to ask….

The boys are being Paynefully stupid again today.

His

You have a choice his or theirs?

None of those! They are only for show! You should have grabbed one out of the cabinet before you got wet.

None of them. None of them say that they are for you to dry your balls off with.

His

You use the one that you are most comfortable using. That is the point.

Just shake it off.

This is where we are going if we don’t stop it NOW!!!

The dry one.

Too many pronouns (including in the wider context)