Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 29, 2019

Inform the alarm company. She’ll be in the hoosegow by the time we finish our dinner.

Hey, the bears are supposed to have left the house to let the porridge cool down, how come they’re in a restaurant?

Hold the dinner! We have had some delivered free!!

The Three Bears finally have security cameras so they can see who ate their porridge, sat in their chairs, and slept in their beds.

Which brings up the obvious question: Was Goldilocks house-broken?

That’s your problem, Pops. I doubt she will sleep in our beds or eat our porridge.

Don’t let her touch any of the baby’s stuff! She’ll eat all his porridge and if she sits in his chair, it’ll fall apart! Hey, wait…..you’ve got porridge sitting at home just to cool off a little and you went out to eat while you wait? Thought y’all were just going out for a short walk.

Perhaps perchance the story was new now it would look and read more like this.

That can happen if you have second rate insurance.

Papa Bear will now call the police, and Goldilocks will find herself on an episode of “Cops”.

Quick pop, arm the doors! We’ve got dessert waiting at home.

They forgot all about her Airbnb rental.

No need to hurry to catch her. She’ll still be there when you get home.

I’m guessing the bears got one of those Ring home security systems.

It’s curtains for you, Goldilocks…