Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 05, 2019

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    macky87  over 5 years ago

    Sadly, we have a whole section for that!

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    Lucy Rudy  over 5 years ago

    Once in the 90s when people first started carrying cell phones I saw two guys walking toward each other, both on phones, and sure enough, they crashed right into each other! I wish I had one to take a picture with because I saw it coming and stopped to watch. They both pretended it didn’t happen and turned away from each other and continued their conversations.

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    We must start a “serves you right” card section!

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    finkd  over 5 years ago

    They’re in the “For Dummies” section.

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    Yes right next to the section on water fountains

    https://metro.co.uk/2017/01/21/woman-is-so-busy-texting-she-ends-up-falling-straight-into-a-fountain-6396170/

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    Farside99  over 5 years ago

    Actually, the best ones contain stick-ons that go over a cell phone screen.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The “I’m sorry you’re stupid” section.

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    wiatr  over 5 years ago

    We Poles aren’t generally any more dangerous than the average human that gets hit by a phone zombie.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    You should send ’em a picture of that on their phones.

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    AlanM  over 5 years ago

    They would be in the E-card section.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    I’ll text you the link?

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    derdave969  over 5 years ago

    Clerk’s reply: do you want walking or driving?

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    heathcliff2  over 5 years ago

    Hopefully no others involved.

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    Dani Rice  over 5 years ago

    A friend of ours works in a major hotel. She said they now use electronic signs that shine down onto the floors because people are so intent on their phones that they don’t even see signs on the walls.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago

    how about

    ‘get well soon, dumb…!’
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    6.6TA  over 5 years ago

    Wait for the reply ….. Wait for it ….. “Yes, we do. Here is one that says “Do not drive in Poland.”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    How about the “Doh!” Section?

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    We can modify the “Get well soon” cards to “Get a brain soon”.

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    NaturLvr  over 5 years ago

    A “Get Smart” and get your nose out of your smart phone card is needed.

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    Nuliajuk  over 5 years ago

    Is there a “Congratulations On Your Darwin Award!” card? That should do it.

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    WLG12037  over 5 years ago

    So, who would want such idiots to get well?

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