Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 05, 2019

Sadly, we have a whole section for that!

Once in the 90s when people first started carrying cell phones I saw two guys walking toward each other, both on phones, and sure enough, they crashed right into each other! I wish I had one to take a picture with because I saw it coming and stopped to watch. They both pretended it didn’t happen and turned away from each other and continued their conversations.

We must start a “serves you right” card section!

They’re in the “For Dummies” section.

Yes right next to the section on water fountains

https://metro.co.uk/2017/01/21/woman-is-so-busy-texting-she-ends-up-falling-straight-into-a-fountain-6396170/

Actually, the best ones contain stick-ons that go over a cell phone screen.

The “I’m sorry you’re stupid” section.

We Poles aren’t generally any more dangerous than the average human that gets hit by a phone zombie.

You should send ’em a picture of that on their phones.

They would be in the E-card section.

I’ll text you the link?

Clerk’s reply: do you want walking or driving?

Hopefully no others involved.

A friend of ours works in a major hotel. She said they now use electronic signs that shine down onto the floors because people are so intent on their phones that they don’t even see signs on the walls.

how about

Wait for the reply ….. Wait for it ….. “Yes, we do. Here is one that says “Do not drive in Poland.”

How about the “Doh!” Section?

We can modify the “Get well soon” cards to “Get a brain soon”.

A “Get Smart” and get your nose out of your smart phone card is needed.

Is there a “Congratulations On Your Darwin Award!” card? That should do it.

So, who would want such idiots to get well?