At a certain point, a person might think, it may not be the past 4 or 5 husbands/wives I have had, maybe the problem is me. Although in the case above, the charming bride may have a lot to do with marriage number 4.
LOL. Back in the early 2000’s I was a Deputy Marriage Commissioner in Nevada. I had people who tripled that number easily. I had one guy on his 7th marriage who only wanted me to “pronounce” them married. He didn’t want the "Love, hold, cherish, till….., no love, honor, obey, the bride walked out and waited in the car, groom went out and talked to her, finally just before we closed, they came back in and wanted the “bare minimum” to be married. I did, I’ve often wondered if that marriage lasted more than a month.
I hope she’s just displaying surprise that someone who’s been married two times before is now entitled to a discount. If she never knew that he’s been twice-married, she’d be smart to run.
I can just hear how he popped the question: “Come on, honey, let’s get married today — I have a coupon!”
Jeff0811 over 1 year ago
At a certain point, a person might think, it may not be the past 4 or 5 husbands/wives I have had, maybe the problem is me. Although in the case above, the charming bride may have a lot to do with marriage number 4.
saylorgirl over 1 year ago
New wife says: “Check please!”
brick10 over 1 year ago
Run honey! Run and don’t look back!
eleesgargoils over 1 year ago
Sounds like my ex son-in-law.
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
From the look on his lady’s face, he won’t have to worry about getting the serial divorce discount.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
And she thinks, ‘only three?’.
sandflea over 1 year ago
This time it’s a charm.
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
Suddenly, matrimonious uncertainty raised it’s ugly head!
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Matrimany.
Muzi54 over 1 year ago
Does that make him a 3 time loser?
macmantoo over 1 year ago
LOL. Back in the early 2000’s I was a Deputy Marriage Commissioner in Nevada. I had people who tripled that number easily. I had one guy on his 7th marriage who only wanted me to “pronounce” them married. He didn’t want the "Love, hold, cherish, till….., no love, honor, obey, the bride walked out and waited in the car, groom went out and talked to her, finally just before we closed, they came back in and wanted the “bare minimum” to be married. I did, I’ve often wondered if that marriage lasted more than a month.
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
Random Musings:
I hope she’s just displaying surprise that someone who’s been married two times before is now entitled to a discount. If she never knew that he’s been twice-married, she’d be smart to run.
I can just hear how he popped the question: “Come on, honey, let’s get married today — I have a coupon!”