Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 24, 2023

At a certain point, a person might think, it may not be the past 4 or 5 husbands/wives I have had, maybe the problem is me. Although in the case above, the charming bride may have a lot to do with marriage number 4.

New wife says: “Check please!”

Run honey! Run and don’t look back!

Sounds like my ex son-in-law.

From the look on his lady’s face, he won’t have to worry about getting the serial divorce discount.

And she thinks, ‘only three?’.

This time it’s a charm.

Suddenly, matrimonious uncertainty raised it’s ugly head!

Matrimany.

Does that make him a 3 time loser?

LOL. Back in the early 2000’s I was a Deputy Marriage Commissioner in Nevada. I had people who tripled that number easily. I had one guy on his 7th marriage who only wanted me to “pronounce” them married. He didn’t want the "Love, hold, cherish, till….., no love, honor, obey, the bride walked out and waited in the car, groom went out and talked to her, finally just before we closed, they came back in and wanted the “bare minimum” to be married. I did, I’ve often wondered if that marriage lasted more than a month.

Random Musings:

I hope she’s just displaying surprise that someone who’s been married two times before is now entitled to a discount. If she never knew that he’s been twice-married, she’d be smart to run.

I can just hear how he popped the question: “Come on, honey, let’s get married today — I have a coupon!”