Bozo by Foxo Reardon for January 26, 2022

1 Bozo wouldn’t want his weight to get around even if it means airing his dirty laundry.

2 So much for the clever disguise, Bozo shifts tactics.

3 Dang mascot may be getting his team a technical foul.

Correct Weight: Creative idea! Patent it, build them, and put them anywhere you find vending machines.

For Protection: “He wouldn’t dare kick a guy in glasses.”

Runback: No one is going to catch him.

1. Just the net weight, please!

2. These glasses are unbreakable “to boot”

3. Oy, this sport is going to the dogs!

1. It still not the correct weight until you puts that cigar down, Bozo.

2. You wouldn’t kicks a butt with glasses, would you?

3. Doggie wants to plays rugby.

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It a cheerful day today for we and Bozo makes cheerful days more cheerful. Bug thumbs up, big applause, and three cheers for marvellous FoXo’s magnificent masterpiece, the picturesque pantomime called BOZO!

You need 2 layers of partition for insulation. It is 4F here.

¹⋰ Those penny scales are never accurate anyway, Bozo.

²⋰ My mother had eyes in the back of her head. This is different!

³⋰ Foul ! No, it’s a dog! ☺

No eyes. Four eyes. Eyes right. Soooo, does that get a re-kick or was it a fumble.

1) Ain’t nobody’s business but his own. 2) Blind sided. 3) Don’t worry, the refs will probably miss the play.

What? Nobody charging down the field with an umbrella?

1. As in real life, it doesn’t seem to make much difference.

1. I don’t think it helped, the pointer looks like it’s in the same place.

2.Bozo was trying to be classy, butt he made a spectacle of himself.

3. That dog better hi-tail it out of there.

I remember those sidewalk scales. One was in front of a certain drug store that my friend’s father owned, and I used it many times. Some were free but most required a penny to operate. And some issued a small card with your weight printed on it and your fortune on the reverse side. Now, even at 10 or 11, I could understand the mechanical principle of how the scale pad you stood on connected to levers that caused the needle to swing an appropriate distance to show the weight, even if I wasn’t sure of how it was calibrated. But the scales that printed the weight on a card mystified me since I don’t think they were electric. It seemed to me that the apparatus that operated the printing wheels to such a precise degree would have to be very, very complex, and accurate. But I knew the fortunes were all preprinted and almost never accurate, even if some were precise.

“You wouldn’t kick a butt with glasses!?”

1) WEIGHTED ISSUSE/NAKED TRUTH: Bozo needs to have his naked weight though it is out-of-doors so he gets a screen.

2) GLASSES PROTECTING ASSES: Wearing glasses Bozo gets kicked out so he returns wearing the glasses over his backside for protection.

3) FETCH RETURN: Bozo playing football kicks it and when it is returned a dog has that ball in his mouth.