Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 05, 2015
Transcript:
Lupin: The Woman is trying to have plants again. Puck: CN news, Ma'am. Why do you do this to yourself? Elvis: Lupin, Elvis here, live where the plants have been watered, placed in sunlight, and set up for failure. Elvis: They are small, spiky, adorable in nature, and I do not care for them. Lupin: Elvis, what else can you tell us? Elvis: There are three. One for each of us. Puck: I'm going to eat mine. Lupin: This one has been left dangerously close to the edge of this table. TAP TAP TAP SLLLLLIDE Elvis: That tasted terrible going down AND coming back up. Woman: LUPIN! Lupin: What? Puck: Kind of an earthy aftertaste. Woman: TSK Lupin... Lupin: I just got here!
Coyoty Premium Member about 9 years ago
“She’s coming back! Hit the dirt!”
Rauderi about 9 years ago
Looks like the “breaking” part of Breaking Cat News is a bit more literal today. :P
NaturLvr about 9 years ago
You can grow oat grass and other healthy “cat” grasses in the house to satisfy kitty urges. My boys loved it and I kept some handy by their food and water dishes.
Starman1948 about 9 years ago
Good morning everyone.-———Typical Elvis.-———Be well my friends.
scaeva Premium Member about 9 years ago
Lupin is a tea drinker. I never noticed that before.
Elisabunny about 9 years ago
I love Puck’s expression as he cuddles his plant.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) about 9 years ago
Sounds like my house. Both Fido and O’Malley have the rule - “If it’s on the table, it must be knocked on the floor. Then it gets sniffed ONCE. Ignore after that.”
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 9 years ago
The only thing my kids knocked on the floor was a thawing roast, which they apparently tried to eat.
She Mc about 9 years ago
Catcidents will happen!!!
rikkiTikki Premium Member about 9 years ago
Love Puck’s I’m going to eat mine with his two fangs out.
Marisa Ruffolo Premium Member about 9 years ago
This is something every cat owner knows to be true. :)
Krazgamer about 9 years ago
I like Elvis’ assessment.
Ayshela about 9 years ago
“watered, placed in sunlight, and set up for failure” – my favourite line. =)
kittysafe over 1 year ago
I’ve grown grass for my cats, they didn’t care for it.