Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 29, 2018

Whose?

He’s only going to give his boss one?

Somebody’s not playing with a full bucket.

Maybe he’s on a personal piece-keeping mission.

OK, OK… I’ll put a lid on it.

Sorry if this post elicits a few thighs…..

It appears he was in a fowl mood!

But, since you delegate all your work to me , I ate it for you.

I saved you this potato salad that was in the sun all day.

A gift of salmonella?

He bought the bucket at Events Chicken Dinners.

I’m sure he has a leg up on the other workers.

When the actor playing Pancho on the Cisco Kid radio series died, he was replaced with Mel Blanc as Pancho’s cousin, while Pancho supposedly went to live with his uncle. In the clip I heard at the O. Henry House in Austin the cousin read from a letter that the uncle had accused Pancho of eating all the white meat off a turkey. “Did he make a clean breast of it?” Cisco asked. “Si – that’s why he ate all the white meat.”

But it’s the dark meat that’s juicy, not the breast. #chickenfail