Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 29, 2018

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    Nachikethass  about 6 years ago

    Whose?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 6 years ago

    He’s only going to give his boss one?

    Somebody’s not playing with a full bucket.

    Maybe he’s on a personal piece-keeping mission.

     

    OK, OK… I’ll put a lid on it.

    Sorry if this post elicits a few thighs…..

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    Stevefk  about 6 years ago

    It appears he was in a fowl mood!

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    ptnjbrown  about 6 years ago

    But, since you delegate all your work to me , I ate it for you.

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    PO' DAWG  about 6 years ago

    I saved you this potato salad that was in the sun all day.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago

    A gift of salmonella?

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    Cerabooge  about 6 years ago

    He bought the bucket at Events Chicken Dinners.

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    HarryLime Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I’m sure he has a leg up on the other workers.

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    gcarlson  about 6 years ago

    When the actor playing Pancho on the Cisco Kid radio series died, he was replaced with Mel Blanc as Pancho’s cousin, while Pancho supposedly went to live with his uncle. In the clip I heard at the O. Henry House in Austin the cousin read from a letter that the uncle had accused Pancho of eating all the white meat off a turkey. “Did he make a clean breast of it?” Cisco asked. “Si – that’s why he ate all the white meat.”

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    billdaviswords  about 6 years ago

    But it’s the dark meat that’s juicy, not the breast. #chickenfail

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