Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 07, 2019

And Popeye wants one flavored with Olive Oyl.

The name is Hock…Ham Hock!

and tha tha that’s all barkeep.

Very topical, given that 2019 is the year of the Earth (aka Dirt) Pig.

Love the pig’s face!

You guessed right, and oh, make it dry, 8 olives

Here’s mud in your eye.

“Why would you automatically think I want it dirty?”

They’ve got Crown Royal on tap?

And put it in a dirty glass

I was hoping someone here would explain what a bartender means by a “dirty martini”.

Bacon often tastes/smells of garage.