Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 03, 2019

Drum roll please, KFC seasoned.

Looks like a real turkey to me! He’ll be a source of gobbledy-gook from the look of him.

He comes prepared, with 23 guys named Herb, and Sean Spicer.

My guess is that while he didn’t cost AN ARM, he sure did cost A LEG.;-D

They’ll be crisp at their negotiations!

I bet the jury will just eat him up.

I’ve reviewed this case and he hasn’t got a leg to stand on.

I think he had a leg up on his competitors.

I don’t know. I think they’re going to eat him alive.

He’ll beat them like a drum (stick)…

This is no Shake n Bake case!

KFC at your service!

Can’t afford that any more.

Is he really prepared, or is he just going to wing it?

You can’t beat that drum..stick

I think he’s just drumming up business.

Hope he’s been free on the range.

Don’t tell me – he has had 11 successful negotiations? (Thanks Rad-ish)

Things get a little spicy during negotiations.

At least they won’t have to break for lunch.

he may be seasoned, but he’s also fried…

Baked but not shaken.