Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 18, 2021

This pun is for the birds.

Realtor got you feeling Blue Jay? Got you madder than a wet hen, I would grouse too if I were you.

The salesman is only starling them.

that place is nothin’ to crow about…

No pigeon hole. It’s an open nest.

Nests by Twiggy.

I see the bluebird of happiness got his realtor’s license.

There’s nothing worse than having a bird brain for a realtor.

Now a real realtor wouldn’t be showing them a small nest — not until he/she had already shown them an eagle’s nest or two.

We already feel cooped up in the place we’ve got now.

Definitely a fixer upper.

Most birds are do-it-yourselfers – they prefer to build their own nest.