Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 03, 2022

Only gold …

Is that the Battlestar Galactica double parked?

No tip in the jar jar for you.

I know some places used to take them – but that was a long time ago … and it was in a galaxy far far away.

Don’t leave home without it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l2ljY2qDgQ

You can however put a tip in the jar jar

Hey, look, Steven Tyler is out of rehab!

If all he wanted was some Jawa, his little buddies could take care of it.

long trek for joke

There’s no tip jar(jar) on the counter.

Do you take Czechs?

and when you leave, can you leave the door a-JarJar?

Maybe if you showed me your Tip Jar-Jar…

To Dunkin instead we will go.

At this point the aliens from the “Star War” franchise are easier to recognize than the ones from “Battlestar Galactica The Original Series”.

Strange, I don’t see a tip jar-jar on the counter.

“Meesa no like say you that!”

It’s a frappe!