Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 01, 2024

Ride the bus you little twit.

These are parents who shouldn’t have been allowed to reproduce.

So what happens when she walks on his right side?

I have a t-shirt that says, “I love my wife” on one side, and, “I have Stockholm Syndrome” on the other. My wife has a t-shirt that says, “Raising a husband is difficult”…

Maybe they had no choice they lived in one of the southern states.

“Drinks Well With Others.”

The kids’ embarrassment is quite a parent.

Ha! Someone needs to tell them.

Really weird lips on those women.

Nothing wrong with a little good natured embarrassment for the kiddos. Good character building.

The world isn’t all sunshine and roses.

There’s a photo of a two seat fighter jet on the Mach Loop in England and the guy in the back seat has a sign that clearly says I’m with him.

Well she married him…, who’s stupid now? If she is not smart enough to recognize the man, myth and legend of the one she said “I do” to, I say she’s the less intelligent of the two. On balance, if he focused more on her than on himself, she would probably be wearing a different shirt.

Hilarious!

the t-shirts are likely smarter than the parents… ☺

You’re able to stop them?

Do all girls on THIS strip also look like Fireball Haywire?

She has got the weirdest, or worst drawn, lips I’ve ever seen