Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 06, 2024

Dot wouldn’t be a smart move. You’d be risking your asterisk.

Are his Highness’s meals served on a periodic table?

Watch out for the tall ones; they might be apostrophes.

Don’t let them pair up or they’ll quote every word you say.

He’s the king, period.

You got an asterisk?

Which historical period is this?

city ​​life with semicolons

ID’s been waiting forever!!

Comma, comma, comma. comma, com-com (Wait, that’s the song “Handy Man”).

Don’t be a blot on society. Don’t bring it to a Full Stop. At least the comma-ners can extend your statement.

, – la

Comparable to the Serfs?

Watch out for Comma-la.

#funny

,la

That pun took some doing, and it was done. Well done.

This looks like a period piece.

If he gets in trouble just send …—-…