Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 19, 2025

Cute sheeps.

Yes, you lived to tell about it

He played it safe.

The Poet was great, but the audience members were animals!

Well, the more travelled road has more traffic and you would have been run over had you chose it.

This would be great if the poultry reading was done by Foghorn Leghorn.

Why?

As Yogi Berra once said: When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

I hear he signed a 2 book deal with Bantam books.

This is the only chicken in attendance — all the others were too chicken.

Would boneless chicken wings come from a poultry slam?