Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 19, 2025

Cute sheeps.

Yes, you lived to tell about it

He played it safe.

The Poet was great, but the audience members were animals!

Well, the more travelled road has more traffic and you would have been run over had you chose it.

This would be great if the poultry reading was done by Foghorn Leghorn.

Why?

As Yogi Berra once said: When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

I hear he signed a 2 book deal with Bantam books.

This is the only chicken in attendance — all the others were too chicken.

Would boneless chicken wings come from a poultry slam?

He’s getting a Frost-y reception.

Wow, even the Ewe attended, and the meece!

Could it also be “paltry reading”?

Now, what is the word play here? What am I not aware of?

ka-chicken

Col Sanders did not see him cross the road to get to the poetry reading.

Good pun!

Absolutely awesome… provides a great burst of positive energy this morning. Thank you, Dan Thompson!!!