Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 21, 2025

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    ʲᔆ  about 19 hours ago

    he just needs to shift his priorities

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    cracker65  about 18 hours ago

    He’s stuck in granny gear

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 18 hours ago

    Great screen saver

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    pearlsbs  about 17 hours ago

    I learned to drive on a car with a three speed column shift. The first car I owned had a four speed stick shift. There are not very many new vehicles you can buy today that have manual transmissions.

    Not very many people today can drive them. I have heard them referred to as a millennial theft deterrent. The funny thing is that if you learn to drive a manual you never forget. It’s just like riding a bicycle. I went about 15 years without driving a vehicle with a manual transmission and then drove a truck with a manual. The first time I got in it I drove it with no problem.

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 11 hours ago

    That’s why I loved my truck, I knew that it would never be stolen. It had a manual transmission, or as I called it, a free theft prevention device.

    If you are Millennials or Gen Z-er or later, you are probably looking at the term “Manual Transmission” with your head cocked like the RCA Dog.

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    Cerabooge  about 11 hours ago

    I very much enjoyed driving a stick shift, but gave it up a long, long time ago.

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    gammaguy  about 10 hours ago

    How many manuals does he need to transmit?

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    Doug K  about 10 hours ago

    You don’t get stick days automatically.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 10 hours ago

    Don’t worry, he always comes through in the clutch.

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    nostall  about 9 hours ago

    Like you, I learned on a stick; 49 Dodge pickup 4 speed. 3-on-a-tree was easy. 20+ years ago qualified to drive 10 speed school bus. I love using/having a manual transmission but, as you say, they are hard to come by these days, even in used vehicles. And you are so correct: Like riding a bike, you really don’t ever forget.

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    the lost wizard  about 8 hours ago

    Tell him to stick it. :)

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    gopher gofer  about 2 hours ago

    a stick day is standard procedure…

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