Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 23, 2010

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    And the documentary is “V”?

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 14 years ago

    Hey, that happens to be true!

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    SplendensPluviaNemus  over 14 years ago

    Well, that’s one I’ve never heard of before. It sounds promising.

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    Pacejv  over 14 years ago

    …..And next year ABC gives us “W” (I KNOW most of us have had enough of that!)

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    gillbillvolume1  over 14 years ago

    Everyone knows the shape shifting lizards shot JFK, there was one on the grassy knoll but nobody could see him… prettty sneaky those lizards.

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member over 14 years ago

    That one USED to be true, but Bush and Cheney are retired. At least Bush is.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Castro, Hoffa, the CIA, quite a picnic on that grassy knoll. And why didn’t anyone examine the 63 Yankee stats?

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    gordrogb Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I still think it was Roger McDowell who spit on Kramer and Newman - not Keith Hernandez.. Talk about a cover-up!

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    dr.mel Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Just wanted to mention that this is an ACTUAL conspiracy theory, though not as popular as some others.

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    plainwater Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I’ve heard it too, dr. mel. I think Neil Gaiman wrote a short story based on the idea.

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    puddleglum1066  over 14 years ago

    OK, let’s try this theory: Alan Greenspan, Milton Friedman, and the whole University of Chicago School of Economics are in fact deep-cover KGB agents, sent to the US to crash the capitalist system in preparation for a communist revolution.

    Nope, that one sounds waaaaay too plausible to be true.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    all those conspiracy theories (including the moon landing thing) are based on an intelligent , masterminded plan that involves a lot of people and comes out perfect and there are never any witnesses and no one ever talks…..

    and to say a US government agency can pull that off?

    HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    The lizard people theory *is* a frighteningly seductive belief system.

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    alan.gurka  over 14 years ago

    Lizard people, JFK, 9/11–are there any new conspiracy theories? Oh, thanks for the update, dr mel.

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    dead.theologians.society  over 14 years ago

    The lizard people return tonight in “V”

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    mancocapac  over 14 years ago

    Calling Cheney a lizard person is an insult to all lizard people everywhere

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    Sherlock Watson  over 14 years ago

    How about the one where Elvis killed Paul McCartney in 1966 out of professional jealousy, then faked his own death 11 years later so he wouldn’t be caught?

    Hey, it’s no wilder than the Warren Report.

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    POPPA1956  over 14 years ago

    I knew it! fnord No one believes me about the fnord shape-shifting lizard fnord people!

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    CelticBCs  over 14 years ago

    How about the one where our legally elected government reforms health insurance to protect more Americans and save money is actually “Socialized Medicine” (oooooh, scary!), even though there is no public option?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    All conspiracy theories are intentionally concocted to distract people from the real threa

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    gillbillvolume1  over 14 years ago

    Elvis didn’t fake his death

    Elvis was a pretty cool guy and if he was gonna fake his death he sure would have come up with a better plan than expiring on the crapper. … died while straining at stool isn’t exactly what you want printed on your fake death certificate under any conditions.

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    rvonluchen  over 14 years ago

    I thought shape-shifting lizard people trying to take over the world was copyright by Marvel Comics (now totally owned by Disney.

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    captainedd  over 14 years ago

    You just made your own argument…of course Elvis would fake dying on the crapper, no one would think that he would want his last moments to be known for that…

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    Kaero  over 14 years ago

    You forgot the one about KFC putting a chemical in their chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly!

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    Trebor39  over 14 years ago

    I saw one of those shape-shifting lizard people today and he shape-shifted right in front of me. He happens to be my boss.

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    Quabaculta  over 14 years ago

    Okay gang, everyone knows it was the Comedian who assassinated Pres. Kennedy.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Look over your shoulder! The paranoids are everywhere and they’re out to get us! Everyone but you and me. Say, where WERE you yesterday?

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    CelticBCs  over 14 years ago

    Nope, no kool-aid here! No Jim Jones, either. Now THERE was a conspiracy nut!

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