“I was the all-powerful dictator of Glenbec-1, and before I was overthrown I hid all my assets (totaling over 85 billion limbahs) in a secret account on the planet Billo-Rylee. If you send me your bank account information so that I can transfer out my money, I promise to let you keep 5 billion for yourself. Please respond. Thank you.”
margueritem over 14 years ago
LMAO!!! If the size increase lasts more than four hours, see your health care provider…
Rakkav over 14 years ago
They don’t actually READ our messages, I guess.
Pacejv over 14 years ago
I take two “V” pills. One is just to get my arm up.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
I laughed so much I nearly split my ink sac!
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Actually this may explain where Glenn Beck came from!
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
I would’ve liked to have seen a giant can of Spam outside their window.
McGehee over 14 years ago
I’ve always wondered where Hormel gets that stuff.
rbethune1 over 14 years ago
Why does that guy need an overcoat in space? Style points, I guess.
fromage911 over 14 years ago
I think Spam is grown out of a volcano in Hawaii
http://www.govisithawaii.com/2009/07/21/hawaii-fact-19-of-50-hawaii-loves-spam/
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
“I was the all-powerful dictator of Glenbec-1, and before I was overthrown I hid all my assets (totaling over 85 billion limbahs) in a secret account on the planet Billo-Rylee. If you send me your bank account information so that I can transfer out my money, I promise to let you keep 5 billion for yourself. Please respond. Thank you.”
(And thanks to Sheik Yerbouti for inspiring me.)
Dmajor over 14 years ago
Hey, that’s great! I’ll take… oh, wait… “tentacles”… never mind.
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
see what happens when you give out your correct address !
I once got spam for Viagra and discount Breast implants from the same spammer address on the same day … What kinda freak do they think I am !!!!!!!
mancocapac over 14 years ago
My wife says the size of my tentacles don’t matter!
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Centauri Republic spam is six times as bad.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Make sure it’s not a bomb disguised as an intelligence test disguised as spam, as Babylon 5 once faced. Talk about a Trojan horse…
tsandl over 14 years ago
Well, we started it by sending the nude pictures.
Me_Again over 14 years ago
Lovely spam, wonderful spaaaaaaaaaam…