Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 31, 2010

LMAO!!! If the size increase lasts more than four hours, see your health care provider…

They don’t actually READ our messages, I guess.

I take two “V” pills. One is just to get my arm up.

I laughed so much I nearly split my ink sac!

Actually this may explain where Glenn Beck came from!

I would’ve liked to have seen a giant can of Spam outside their window.

I’ve always wondered where Hormel gets that stuff.

Why does that guy need an overcoat in space? Style points, I guess.

I think Spam is grown out of a volcano in Hawaii

http://www.govisithawaii.com/2009/07/21/hawaii-fact-19-of-50-hawaii-loves-spam/

“I was the all-powerful dictator of Glenbec-1, and before I was overthrown I hid all my assets (totaling over 85 billion limbahs) in a secret account on the planet Billo-Rylee. If you send me your bank account information so that I can transfer out my money, I promise to let you keep 5 billion for yourself. Please respond. Thank you.”

(And thanks to Sheik Yerbouti for inspiring me.)

Hey, that’s great! I’ll take… oh, wait… “tentacles”… never mind.

see what happens when you give out your correct address !

I once got spam for Viagra and discount Breast implants from the same spammer address on the same day … What kinda freak do they think I am !!!!!!!

My wife says the size of my tentacles don’t matter!

Centauri Republic spam is six times as bad.

Make sure it’s not a bomb disguised as an intelligence test disguised as spam, as Babylon 5 once faced. Talk about a Trojan horse…

Well, we started it by sending the nude pictures.

Lovely spam, wonderful spaaaaaaaaaam…