…and if say, you flick around the channels, rejecting that kind of quotidian LCD trash, they say you have a short attention span. No win. How can they be taken to our leaders when we have none worthy of the name?
I notice that that Titanians have only one eye. I guess that would make it hard for them to understand our fabulous 3-D movies and such. So - ha - they are not so great themselves.
Hey, Sheik, i have one of those. It’s red, and it was sold for use at a SF 49ers game. I didn’t attend the game, but I got the souvenir. I just hope the droning wasn’t as constant as it is at the World Cup.
If you put a frog in a pot of boiling water, he will immediately jump out…but place that same frog in a pan of cold water and turn the heat on under it and he will sit in it until he is boiled to death. Bring on more “reality t.v.” for the mindless masses to enjoy. Just do not complain when we are all mind dead.
Hey, at the next world cup, give them all air horns. That would really be impressive………can you tune air horns? It would be cool to have air horns harmonizing…..well, weirdly cool…
I’m reminded of a Gallagher joke about how his TV had knobs to adjust the color, tint, etc., but all he wanted was one that turned up the intelligence. “There’s one called ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work.”
margueritem about 14 years ago
Steve Bartholomew about 14 years ago
Try a different planet. Or come back in a million years or so.
ksoskins about 14 years ago
I’d love to talk to the aliens, but I can’t hear a thing over the constant vuvuzela drone.
Mungolikecookies about 14 years ago
Ah, Big Brother that haven for the intellectual.
mrsullenbeauty about 14 years ago
Perhaps the probe will interface with the Chenbot.
zero about 14 years ago
…and if say, you flick around the channels, rejecting that kind of quotidian LCD trash, they say you have a short attention span. No win. How can they be taken to our leaders when we have none worthy of the name?
cdward about 14 years ago
The way to avoid said quotidian L-C-D trash without appearing A-D-D is R-E-A-D.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
The inhabitants seem to operate small transmitting devices and are capable of opening metallic cylinders of liquid.
gordrogb Premium Member about 14 years ago
I notice that that Titanians have only one eye. I guess that would make it hard for them to understand our fabulous 3-D movies and such. So - ha - they are not so great themselves.
WaitingMan about 14 years ago
“Big Brother” on a 3-D television. Ah, the wonders of technology.
Rakkav about 14 years ago
Hey, Sheik, i have one of those. It’s red, and it was sold for use at a SF 49ers game. I didn’t attend the game, but I got the souvenir. I just hope the droning wasn’t as constant as it is at the World Cup.
Trebor39 about 14 years ago
For the next world cup, instead of the Vuvuzela, how about using Scottish Highland Bagpipes?
sidl about 14 years ago
If you put a frog in a pot of boiling water, he will immediately jump out…but place that same frog in a pan of cold water and turn the heat on under it and he will sit in it until he is boiled to death. Bring on more “reality t.v.” for the mindless masses to enjoy. Just do not complain when we are all mind dead.
jmcenanly about 14 years ago
What would they make of all those organic chemicals floating on the surface of the Gulf of Mexico?
Varnes about 14 years ago
Hey, at the next world cup, give them all air horns. That would really be impressive………can you tune air horns? It would be cool to have air horns harmonizing…..well, weirdly cool…
Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
I’m reminded of a Gallagher joke about how his TV had knobs to adjust the color, tint, etc., but all he wanted was one that turned up the intelligence. “There’s one called ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work.”
Keith Messamer about 14 years ago
Sheik: The inventor of the vuvuleza’s next trick will be to sell them with earplugs. Even vuvulezaers don’t like the sound of them, I guess.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 5 years ago
All depends on your working definition.