Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 26, 2010

Try a different planet. Or come back in a million years or so.

I’d love to talk to the aliens, but I can’t hear a thing over the constant vuvuzela drone.

Ah, Big Brother that haven for the intellectual.

Perhaps the probe will interface with the Chenbot.

…and if say, you flick around the channels, rejecting that kind of quotidian LCD trash, they say you have a short attention span. No win. How can they be taken to our leaders when we have none worthy of the name?

The way to avoid said quotidian L-C-D trash without appearing A-D-D is R-E-A-D.

The inhabitants seem to operate small transmitting devices and are capable of opening metallic cylinders of liquid.

I notice that that Titanians have only one eye. I guess that would make it hard for them to understand our fabulous 3-D movies and such. So - ha - they are not so great themselves.

“Big Brother” on a 3-D television. Ah, the wonders of technology.

Hey, Sheik, i have one of those. It’s red, and it was sold for use at a SF 49ers game. I didn’t attend the game, but I got the souvenir. I just hope the droning wasn’t as constant as it is at the World Cup.

For the next world cup, instead of the Vuvuzela, how about using Scottish Highland Bagpipes?

If you put a frog in a pot of boiling water, he will immediately jump out…but place that same frog in a pan of cold water and turn the heat on under it and he will sit in it until he is boiled to death. Bring on more “reality t.v.” for the mindless masses to enjoy. Just do not complain when we are all mind dead.

What would they make of all those organic chemicals floating on the surface of the Gulf of Mexico?

Hey, at the next world cup, give them all air horns. That would really be impressive………can you tune air horns? It would be cool to have air horns harmonizing…..well, weirdly cool…

I’m reminded of a Gallagher joke about how his TV had knobs to adjust the color, tint, etc., but all he wanted was one that turned up the intelligence. “There’s one called ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work.”

Sheik: The inventor of the vuvuleza’s next trick will be to sell them with earplugs. Even vuvulezaers don’t like the sound of them, I guess.

All depends on your working definition.