Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 09, 2011

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    rayannina  over 13 years ago

    Good thing, too. I wouldn’t feel safe knowing there’s an unlicensed deathship-operator out there.

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    Bilan  over 13 years ago

    At least he doesn’t have to parallel park that thing.

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    zero  over 13 years ago

    Death Star for Cutie…

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    pcolli  over 13 years ago

    Can one physically parallel park a sphere?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Now let’s see you park it in a space space.

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    perceptor3  over 13 years ago

    Can you parallel park in warp space?

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    Bittermelon of Truth  over 13 years ago

    I’m not worried about how he parks, I want to know if he observes the speed (warp?) limit!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 13 years ago

    186,282 miles per second. It’s not just a good idea, it’s the LAW!

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    Varnes  over 13 years ago

    Now wait a minute, I was always told to engage the Death Star’s parking break when blowing things up at close range, to guard against the percussion…..Where does Rickard get his information?

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    Sandfan  over 13 years ago

    Don’t forget to check the organ donor box.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    I did the same thing 40 years ago but the DMV guy didn’t tell my Dad I was holding back his 383.

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    corzak  over 13 years ago

    CDL #5. What can legally hold a parking or emergency brake in position for a truck, truck tractor or death star? A. Fluid pressure B. Air pressure C. Spring pressure D. Translation/attitude thruster assembly E. B and D above

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 13 years ago

    Click it, or Ticket…..

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    saltydog85  over 13 years ago

    Warning: if you can’t see my mirrors, I can’t see you.

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    alan.gurka  over 13 years ago

    Dirk also failed to signal his intentions.

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    geometeer  over 13 years ago

    @pcolli, the sphere in the picture is not parallelizable, by the Hairy Ball Theorem. But the sphere in 4D is easy to parallelize (just use quaternions).

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    Arduffle Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I was driving my brothers Death-Ship one time, and it just didn’t have any power. Fortunately I finally realized that it had the parking break on. I disengaged it and it turned out to be pretty peppy.

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    fromage911  over 13 years ago

    Parallel parking with a sphere is still easier to master than the three-point turn by a long shot. I keep backing into those stupid moons.

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    dr.mel Premium Member over 13 years ago

    You know, it’s painful as a cartoonist to read comments that are funnier than my original gag.- tim

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    Romena’s guy  over 13 years ago

    Parallel parking is why I prefer driving a Borg cube. That and they stack quite nicely.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I’m a pretty good gag writer. Everyone gags when I write.

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    Bilan  over 13 years ago

    Parallel parking is actually quite easy. Just drive right in and rotate starboard for 90 degrees.

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    x_Tech  over 13 years ago

    Q: where can you park a 500 giga kilo deathstar?

    A: Any where you want to.

    @dr.melBut without your strip where we start?

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