Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 01, 2012

Poor Winky’s spleen died of fear.

Round and round he goes. When he’ll stop nobody knows.

Unless Winky has an top-quality hi-tech pressurized suit, his internal body pressure (1 atmosphere at sea level) will rupture him from the inside out, and all his internal organs will burst out. And follow him as he orbits. Spleen included.

The next step – a spleen From the Earth to the Moon.

Alright, so now explain how spiral decays are calculated.

In space no one can hear you scream AAHHH!

April Fools, Winky.

How can they call it freefall when Branson’s charging so much for it?

Winky joins the other funniest fallers in history: Wile E. Coyote and the squirrel from Ice Age.

@Number Six: Great ‘down to Earth’ humour!Good one.

Winky is in the stratus-fear.

“Around and around and around and around is the problem of the spay-ayce-man…” —Harry Nilsson

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Douglas Adams

More information of orbits can be found on the Internet.

Dr Mel sez:I shot a Winky into the air….He didn’t land anywhere?!? . . . ☻

It’s not the vacuum, it’s the gravity that sucks.

GoComics, can I get away with “My Winky” jokes on April Fools?

Pappy, thank you…

Does this count as his vacation time?

I’m a Republican. The earth is flat. Everybody knows that.

;)

I’m a Democrat. Global Warming is going kill everybody next December unless we re-elect Obama. Everybody knows that too. >;)

I’m a wiseguy that’s really wise..(I’ve paid for it in years..) Obama is the only honest person running for president this year. He’s got my vote…The Obama that the hypno-crites on the right rail against, doesn’t exist, and never has…They either knowingly lie, or are too paranoid to govern a sane country…talk amongst yourselves..

So its true… to fly, you just aim for the ground and miss…