Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 08, 2013

A man was walking past the local Insane Asylum when he heard the patients within repeatedly shouting in unison, “13! 13! 13! 13! …” Curiosity got the better of him when he saw a hole in the wooden fence where he could see into the yard and perhaps learn what was going on. Pressing his face against the fence, someone on the other side stuck a finger into the man’s eye. Staggering back with his hand over his painful eye, the man started hearing a new chant: “14! 14! 14! 14! …”

Kenny got 8.

To quote a line from Star Trek: Voyager- “beware of pitcher plants.”

another red shirt…

“Redshirts”, (which kind of follows this same theme), by John Scalzi recently was named Hugo winner for best science fiction novel of 2012. A very funny book. Highly recommended.

Now serving “8”

Oh my god they killed Kenny!

And usually named Kowalski . . ☺.Great play Coyoty . . .

The alien didn’t open its mouth, but Kenny was still ingested. Kenny must be a suppository.

reminds me of the old joke about the restaurant and the maitre’d bringing in the Donner party

that version’s also an old Muppet gag; can’t remember if it was Sesame Street or the Muppet Show

Kenny… it’s what’s for dinner.

The joke this is based on is a little old…