Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 27, 2015

Would it explain Adam Sandler?

Is this the moment where Cliff can actually contribute? He probably plays video games when he’s not eating.

I’ve spent a lot of quarters playing Galaxian, long ago in an arcade far, far away.

We can defeat them. We’re more resolved than they are.

Those are space invaders. Just let them get nearly to earth, and they can’t shoot anymore.

http://kotaku.com/5942400/one-nasa-scientists-quest-to-prove-were-all-trapped-inside-a-video-game

Ahh the old “Matrix” postulate, I’m inclined to believe were are all a holographic simulation, it would explain a great deal of crazy things. Like Donald Trump…

Hit the saucer first on the 23rd shot for 300 points, then every fifteenth shot after that – IIRC. That game sucked up a lot of my quarters.

ok so do i take the red pill? or the blue one?

Life is but a dream.

The Atari HQ used to be within walking distance of my house. They had all of their arcade games set up in the lobby and playable for free. Space Invaders was the one game I could never win at.

Now, if they had combined it with tank and asteroids….

Better than watching “Pixels” — no Adam Sandler!

What do you get when you multiply six by nine?

Drop down, increase speed, reverse direction.

this is the plot of a videogame i played

Ron-Ar:No, not possible; games have rules and internal consistency. We live in a world of random s—t and general chaos that nobody in his right mind would create.