A flea and a fly in a flu were trapped, so what did they do? Said the flea “let us fly”, said the fly “let us flee”, so they flew through a flaw in the flu.
A real-estate agent was showing a house to a Southern couple. Trying to impress them about the quality of the house, she gushed, “Now this is a house without a flaw!”
The Southern wife was shocked, and responded, “Without a flaw! What y’all walk on then?!”
Argythree about 7 years ago
Me, too, Pam…
wiatr about 7 years ago
Say, that’s silly!
Tigressy about 7 years ago
“We’ve got clearance, Clarence.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 7 years ago
Thank you Senor Wences.
brain Les about 7 years ago
reminds me of Jack Benny’s routine with Mel Blanc (disguised as a Mexican), si?
cdward about 7 years ago
“And there are bees on B.”.“Well, I’ll be.”
Masterskrain about 7 years ago
So? SUE!! Sic your shyster on the silly saucy sea serpents!
Tigressy about 7 years ago
“Sea? Urchin!!!”
Tigressy about 7 years ago
“Great whites? – Everybody run! They sent their loan sharks!!!” – “We need a bigger space station.”
PiperPilotJohn about 7 years ago
Pastis would be proud!
oakie817 about 7 years ago
my first concert, when I was 12, I forced my parents to take me to see Jack Benny…..
kd1sq Premium Member about 7 years ago
Tim’s been hanging with Pastis, I think.
gantech about 7 years ago
A flea and a fly in a flu were trapped, so what did they do? Said the flea “let us fly”, said the fly “let us flee”, so they flew through a flaw in the flu.
JudyAz about 7 years ago
A real-estate agent was showing a house to a Southern couple. Trying to impress them about the quality of the house, she gushed, “Now this is a house without a flaw!”
The Southern wife was shocked, and responded, “Without a flaw! What y’all walk on then?!”
MeGoNow Premium Member about 7 years ago
Makes me hungry for sausage.
cwstew Premium Member about 7 years ago
I never smelt any smell that smelt like that smelt’s smell smelt
chain gang charlie about 7 years ago
Time to get back in time to Elephant jokes….
fuzzybritches about 7 years ago
A tutor who tooted the flutetried to tutor two tooters to toot.Said the two to the tutor,“Is it harder to toot,or to tutor two tooters to toot?”
InquireWithin about 7 years ago
“Take 2cc’s of sea water and see me in the morning,” said she, a surgeon.
Andrew Sleeth about 7 years ago
Flight 2-0-9’er cleared for vector 324.
We have clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?
Tower’s radio clearance, over!
That’s Clarence Oveur. Over.
hablano about 7 years ago
Wait a minute, how many saws could the see saw see if the see saw could see saws?
Skeptical Meg about 7 years ago
Nice little Benny/Blanc reference on the end.