Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 26, 2019

Not bad, Brewster, not bad at all!

And Jeff Bridges’ career is made of New TRON’s.

Doc, give up already.

Brew, you ain’t so dumb after all!

Vietnamese soup is made with Phở-tons.

Brewster would be great at Fizzics.

Pastis called…

And quantum super computers are made of Crayons.

And Reagan’s presidency was made of elect-Rons.

In his new career as a science comedian, Brewster is breaking baryons. (Come on people! baryons — barriers … work with me here)

I hear the UK is loaded with carry-ons.

And Brewster is made up of Moron…oh, never mind.

My supper last night had won-tons.

When I put on skin cream, I am applying schmear-ons.

Are beds made of Lie-ons? This can get a whole lot worse, folks. We’re just warming up here.

Don’t let the faux-ton beam bury the light of truth under a pile of red herring.

I’m still trying to figure out the difference between pro-tons and am-trons…I cannot figure out how the am-trons turn pro. Is their a draft?

Hmm, big mountains are made up of Dolly-Partons?

Little kittens are made up of Mutons?

Slot Machines are made up of Betons?

Some Mad Doctors are made up of Meltons?

Two puns in one strip? Please, even Pastis rarely stoops that low!

All this got me hungry for some fig newtons..

Vast advances in physics can result.

I’m impressed he knew those words.

It’s more of a wave-form of potential fold-away beds.

Hackers are well acquainted with bogons and Quantum Bogodynamics.

http://www.hacker-dictionary.com/terms/bogosity