Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 10, 2019

If it was in lower case it would have been a phone number and “for a good time…”

Not to mention the misspellings – it’s % before & except after #, doofus.

Why are they shouting?

Just what the ancient astronaut theorists had always suspected!

I had to see it here because my newspaper substituted a fuzzy puppy instead of THAT lewd emoji.

Wait ’til the Grammar Nazis point out the typo!

Then start a seasonal business called Capital Corn Mazes.

Lyrics to the old song: “And my number is Beechwood 4-5789You can call me up and have a date any old time”.

And there is no Undo button or white-out.

This reminds me of Ziggy for some reason.

Why are you yelling at the humans??? You do know they are mostly harmless. You should not frighten, the little children.

Is this a rerun

Okay, now we all know that using the caps lock button does not change the numbers to symbols, which requires using the shift key. All that considered, I’m still missing the point of the picture. I don’t recognize the symbols. Would someone explain this, please? You can start out with, "LOOK, STUPID…) if it makes you feel superior.

They are done by intelligent terrestrial cephelopods from 235 million years in the future reaching back to us. (They are lonely they haven’t yet found any other intelligent life.) The symbology eventually translates into musical notes. The song is “Strangers in the Night”.

For a fun and educational experiment, duplicate some of the crop circle figures in a good 3D CAD program (Several are free) and extrude them into 3-dimensions. You will be amazed…

The true mystery of crop circles is hereby answered.

It thought it looked like angry crop circles…

“Wear the shorter stilts next time.”