Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 28, 2019

I never realized that Brewster’s best weapon is his stupidity.

GAAHH indeed.

Revenge is sweet.

It’s like watching an episode of Green Acres.

I would like my revenge with chocolate sauce.

BRAIN FREEZE!

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What if Brewster is secretly a genius and only acts stupid to confound the enemy? On second thought, naw.

I didn’t know that Mr. Rikert (or the space squid) was a fan of Irish playwrights.

WOW! That was amazing, Brewster Rocket, a creative diplomat. Who knew? Maybe we should elect him to Congress.

As the saying goes, if you can beat ’em, baffle ’em with BS.

Come to think of it, Revenge would be a great name for an ice cream brand.

Not the first time BR evoked “MegaMind.”

Talking to Brewster is like talking yo Gracie Allen’s radio character. Both use a form of logic that cannot be defined or understood.

A Genius with no common sense.

Trying to hold a rational discussion with an irrational person is EXACTLY like trying to hold a rational discussion with me.

(Coincidence? Suuuure it is.)

Sounds like Dr. Who arguing with a Dalek…