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There just might be a giveaway here. Somebody moved the capital and the Supreme Court over there next to each other. Figure out who did that and you might have a lead.
Back in the 80s, I forget the year, I was working on Capitol Hill, and took a call for my boss, a rep from California. It was the National Inquirer which was doing an article that it had proof many Senators and Congressman were in fact aliens from outer space.
The congressman played along, and told the press he wasnāt, but he had on good authority that there were indeed aliens, and suggested he start with the then Speaker of the House Tip OāNeill. In any case, the article came out, and verified that were double digit numbers of elected officials. The only one, of a few dozen who āadmitted,ā in good fun, there were alien, the only one that I clearly remember is John Glenn.
His response was something like, heck yea, I am a spaceman.
KennethJohnson over 5 years ago
Too late, they are hereā¦
juncarlo over 5 years ago
Quick! This is a job for MIB.
kaffekup over 5 years ago
The real hoax is that theyāre āpublic servantsā.
Somewhere, they have a book, āTo Serve the American Peopleā.
Radish... over 5 years ago
Politics = many ticks.
rugeirn over 5 years ago
There just might be a giveaway here. Somebody moved the capital and the Supreme Court over there next to each other. Figure out who did that and you might have a lead.
Plods with ...ā¢ over 5 years ago
Public Servants? Hahahahahahaha! Dead giveaway!
1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago
Public servantsā¦.. To Serve Manā¦ā¦
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 5 years ago
Imagine actually naming your child Zorg.
Now consider the fact that name sounds better than many actual names.
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
Politicians.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 5 years ago
Theyāve lost contact with Earth.
rmercer Premium Member over 5 years ago
Why do only aliens get cool names like āZorgā?
jergideon Premium Member over 5 years ago
Back in the 80s, I forget the year, I was working on Capitol Hill, and took a call for my boss, a rep from California. It was the National Inquirer which was doing an article that it had proof many Senators and Congressman were in fact aliens from outer space.
The congressman played along, and told the press he wasnāt, but he had on good authority that there were indeed aliens, and suggested he start with the then Speaker of the House Tip OāNeill. In any case, the article came out, and verified that were double digit numbers of elected officials. The only one, of a few dozen who āadmitted,ā in good fun, there were alien, the only one that I clearly remember is John Glenn.
His response was something like, heck yea, I am a spaceman.
WCraft over 5 years ago
Wait until they discover our lackeys ā the news reporters!
Banjo Gordy Premium Member over 5 years ago
One sorta looks like āThe Turtleā
ralphkramden over 5 years ago
You sure that book isnāt titled To Serve UP the American People??"
gantech over 5 years ago
āIām from the government, and I want to helpā.
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
āPublic? Youāve been servedā¦ā
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
What would happen if we just disbanded the government?
aerilim over 5 years ago
Donāt call me Zorg in public. Itās Mitchā¦.
lcwakeman over 5 years ago
This reminds me of a tv series a few years back called Braindead. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4877736/
dwkiser28603 over 5 years ago
Is one of those Devon Nunes?
RandyFeagans over 5 years ago
They stole my username. Zorg_Galacticus. Itās also my email since 1991. lol