Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 23, 2020

Can a woman who has two children honestly be called a ‘maiden’?

“Hey, I’m talking to the blonde,” says the glass head.

Definition: a young unmarried girl, or a virgin.

Uh, yeah, let’s go with that.

(just don’t make her mad)

So…the inhabitants of their planet have to wear space suits with helmets, and the alien visitors don’t need anything?

“Now, which one of you is Maiden China?”

Irritable Belle is going to go all Medieval on them.

Remember “Joe versus the Volcano”? Joe had a brain cloud, and was going to be sacrificed.

Who here has the brain cloud? One guess.

Why do all the aliens think Earth girls are attractive? Wouldn’t bald, short, and green be more to their taste?

Oh no! Not Pam! Take Brewster, take Cliff, but not Pam!

So … who’s gonna be the first to post ‘eruption’ innuendo?

Pam’s way beyond maiden.

Pam’s had 2 kids—she’s hardly a maiden. Though I would agree with the beautiful part.

Oh boy… I imagine her response would be the same as Capt. Janeway on a bad day… “I’ve got PMS and a Phaser… You DON’T want to MESS WITH ME!!”

Obviously the volcanic activity is due to their planet orbiting too close to the gas giant. They need to move.

Science and religion working hand-in-hand to solve a real and pressing social problem.

I think they need a clarification on the definition of “maiden”. That should exempt Pam.

Well, he got it half right. (Old joke)

Ah, but Pam cannot be a maiden. She has two children.

Would that cure the world of Covid-19? Could we fool the volcano and use a crash dummy instead?

Reminds me of a current Spectrum TV commercial: The guy wants to stop a drought by putting in a pipe to get water from a glacier. Witch doctors want a human sacrifice. He jumps into the volcano, and they hold out their hands to catch water, which never comes. Similar commercial about a guy who wants to invent a boat, but has to wade out and gets eaten by something. Not sure how this gets Spectrum customers.

“Maiden” implies “virginity” so with 2 kids, Pam won’t qualify anyway.

I was almost sacrificed to a volcano once. But, they insisted on a virgin. :(

You have a brain cloud Pam

This shows that Pam’s beauty is known throughout the galaxy.

doesn’t she have children?

A maiden with children?