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Oh boy⊠I imagine her response would be the same as Capt. Janeway on a bad day⊠âIâve got PMS and a Phaser⊠You DONâT want to MESS WITH ME!!â
Reminds me of a current Spectrum TV commercial: The guy wants to stop a drought by putting in a pipe to get water from a glacier. Witch doctors want a human sacrifice. He jumps into the volcano, and they hold out their hands to catch water, which never comes. Similar commercial about a guy who wants to invent a boat, but has to wade out and gets eaten by something. Not sure how this gets Spectrum customers.
Futabakun Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Can a woman who has two children honestly be called a âmaidenâ?
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
âHey, Iâm talking to the blonde,â says the glass head.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 5 years ago
Definition: a young unmarried girl, or a virgin.
Uh, yeah, letâs go with that.
(just donât make her mad)
dsTrekker Premium Member almost 5 years ago
SoâŠthe inhabitants of their planet have to wear space suits with helmets, and the alien visitors donât need anything?
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
âNow, which one of you is Maiden China?â
Sanspareil almost 5 years ago
Irritable Belle is going to go all Medieval on them.
kaffekup almost 5 years ago
Remember âJoe versus the Volcanoâ? Joe had a brain cloud, and was going to be sacrificed.
Who here has the brain cloud? One guess.
Mark Jeffrey Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Why do all the aliens think Earth girls are attractive? Wouldnât bald, short, and green be more to their taste?
Gent almost 5 years ago
Oh no! Not Pam! Take Brewster, take Cliff, but not Pam!
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
So ⊠whoâs gonna be the first to post âeruptionâ innuendo?
joegeethree almost 5 years ago
Pamâs way beyond maiden.
crobinson019 almost 5 years ago
Pamâs had 2 kidsâsheâs hardly a maiden. Though I would agree with the beautiful part.
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
Oh boy⊠I imagine her response would be the same as Capt. Janeway on a bad day⊠âIâve got PMS and a Phaser⊠You DONâT want to MESS WITH ME!!â
Kroykali almost 5 years ago
Obviously the volcanic activity is due to their planet orbiting too close to the gas giant. They need to move.
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
Science and religion working hand-in-hand to solve a real and pressing social problem.
jsimpso1 almost 5 years ago
I think they need a clarification on the definition of âmaidenâ. That should exempt Pam.
gango4 almost 5 years ago
Well, he got it half right. (Old joke)
banjinshiju almost 5 years ago
Ah, but Pam cannot be a maiden. She has two children.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Would that cure the world of Covid-19? Could we fool the volcano and use a crash dummy instead?
Ray_C almost 5 years ago
Reminds me of a current Spectrum TV commercial: The guy wants to stop a drought by putting in a pipe to get water from a glacier. Witch doctors want a human sacrifice. He jumps into the volcano, and they hold out their hands to catch water, which never comes. Similar commercial about a guy who wants to invent a boat, but has to wade out and gets eaten by something. Not sure how this gets Spectrum customers.
p_sully214 almost 5 years ago
âMaidenâ implies âvirginityâ so with 2 kids, Pam wonât qualify anyway.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
I was almost sacrificed to a volcano once. But, they insisted on a virgin. :(
Altar_Ego almost 5 years ago
You have a brain cloud Pam
Bilan almost 5 years ago
This shows that Pamâs beauty is known throughout the galaxy.
oakie817 almost 5 years ago
doesnât she have children?
MichaelMcGinnis1 almost 5 years ago
A maiden with children?