Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 08, 2020

Depends on the human. I think Jennifer Garner is.

(like Charlie Tuna of Starkist) Humans don’t have good taste, they just taste good.

To Serve Man (Come on, someone has to say it)

Sounds legit to me.

It depends if you feel like Italian, Chinese, or Mexican.

Are humans delicious? Ask Wiley’s bears.

No, you have to smother them with ketchup.

At least he didn’t say, “They taste like chicken.”

“How would you feel about us opening a Soylent Green Factory on Earth?”

1. We’re too prone to taking an extremely violent response.

2. Our Technology is adequate, but we’re more focused on killing each other. That can shift quickly with the right external threat.

3. Cannibals say we’re so stringy that you have to boil us down into a tasteless mass of protein to be able to get us down.

Mostly Harmless.

This reminds me of the Mad Magazine Readers’ Survey back in the 1970s, which after asking about the quality of their local police ended with readers being asked to give an outline of the key to their front door.

If cooked properly. I like to use a dry rub.

Give him the cold shoulder!!!

We’re an acquired taste.

I’m surprised he hasn’t asked Brewster if he’s been tested for covid

Tough. Tough and stringy and kinda sour tasting.

And you have to soak them in salt water for Days to get the “Pissy” flavor out.

1. 7.8 billion and counting

2. That we love to make war and eat our enemies.

3. No. We are utterly defenseless. Attack us in time for dinner, Heh heh heh.

4. Many of us think so but you look even tastier. I’m not sure I can wait for your invasion. Do you have some body parts you don’t absolutely need before you take the bait…uh, er…I mean report back home?