Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 29, 2020

Stare at a green dot for a minute and you will see a red dot when you look away.

Hmm…doesn’t Irritable Belle need some practice punching people?

At least the Captain won’t get them lost.

Er, I hope.

Uh-oh – the captain’s intelligence has doubled! Now what? Hurry and find the Busy Box!

Still…if it changes colors, you got problems!!

When I was a mainframe computer operator we got a new guy in, Ralph, who knew nothing. When the printer opened automatically (due to 6-ply paper running out) one of the other guys said “uh oh” and told him to go get the green hammer. Ralph spent half an hour searching the entire corporate floor area for that hammer. All that was necessary was to put in a new box of paper and push a button.

Green dot, what’s that secret you’re keeping?

Well, there is a level on which if a green spot of paint on the turns red you are in deep trouble. I’m not sure why. But it couldn’t be good.

I sent someone in a barn to look for a left handed hoofpick one time.

Well, lookie here….he’s catching on!

Muffler bearings, discomboomerator valve. Must be a short between the steering wheel and the seat. Mechanic humor.

FNG

After you’re done with that task, go check the emergency airlock dump…

“It’s luminescent paint, keep watching!”

“My brain hurts…”

I see you’ve met my boss.

At least Brewster is showing some brains.

This is how they stopped Trump from invading Iran (so far).

These are all excellent examples NO teamwork, NO management skills and total lack of self confidence.

I got rid of any employee that pulled this s***t, a new employee is to be helped not hindered and be brought up to speed as fast as possible not be put down for the benefit of an overinflated ego.

Ultimately this is a management failure, often as a result of promoting line workers to a level of management who do not have or do not exercise management skills then leaving them there.

Help your fellow employee, hazing is NOT helping.

Great observation, short attention span avenger

I see Pam is not the only hot babe on the station. Can we see more of the blonde?

we told a new guy he needed to go to the toolcrib and ask for a hammerfor. when he said whats a hammerfor ? we said pounding with dummy.

Shades of Dilbert giving his boss an Etch-A-Sketch and telling him it’s a laptop you reboot by shaking it.

All the more reason we need to know if it changes color!