Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 28, 2021

You gotta help me, Doc — I have 404 Disease!

When you type in your symptoms to WebMD and it responds Can I be added to your will?, then you know . . .

I guess that’s better than having a countdown clock (a very short one) appear on your screen.

In medical parlance that translates to, “Your doctor is presently unavailable.”

Doc the internet said I may have a condition called “buffering”…..

Let us see. You’re having difficulty breathing? Your head is in an airtight helmet and you have no nostrils. Hm.

I checked the radar page of an approaching storm. The center of the image was black because the storm exceeded anything the programmers were anticipating.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LinpRhB4aWU

When and where was Page last seen? Has she ever run away? Should we call the police?

And there’s 404 of them.

I saw a skit wherein a hypochondriac was going through WebMD & diagnosed himself with an incurable disease, the prognosis of which was slow agonizing death, in hideous searing pain.

Use the “Wayback Machine”. You’ll find that either your condition was cured worldwide in 2006 or it has been renamed “Slackers Syndrome”.

I wonder what phobia led him to wear a permanent helmet.

try to avoid the spinning beach ball of death…

Nobody who had it before lived long enough to report the symptoms!!