Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 05, 2022

Don’t get the cheap gas. It should be Aty-nine octane.

I wouldn’t want to pay for filling that thing up.

What do you expect, the price of regular plutonium went up since (name your politician) got in office.

I predict tomorrow they’ll discover it’s a stick shift and no one will know how to drive it.

Those dudes don’t know where it’s At-At!

For the want of $2.99 Billion the invasion was lost!

No problem — they get great mileage! 50 gallons per mile…

If that thing needs diesel y’all gonna need a bank loan

Humanity is safe so long as all the storm-troopers are as doofus as these are.

Should have gotten an EV model.

Well this invasion is going nowhere fast.

“OK, now we’re fueled-up and moving. Use our fabled pin-point accuracy to take out those Rebels!”

“I don’t see any pins out there…”

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It’s either unobtainium, or balonium.

Next the check engine light will come on and they’ll find that their extended warranty has expired.

This is like the Titanic. They didn’t have binoculars because the guy with the locker key didn’t board.

good thing it doesn’t run on jokes

If it had been an EV it would have charged over night. Just sayin’….