Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 05, 2023

“Moist” is SO TMI

Apply to…?

You Americans are so scared of your own bodies and their functions. Get a European mindset.

Is that … Creh-visses, Creh-vahses, Crev-asses?

Well at least they haven’t played out the side effects on certain medications; vomiting, diarrhea etc

I think that part of the reason that we have such a drug problem here in the United States is because we are constantly bombarded with commercials about medications.

Got an ich, take a pill; going bald, take a pill; can’t get it up, take a pill; feeling depressed, take a pill. No wonder people think that drugs, legal or illegal, will help them through life.

Don’t get me wrong. I know that there is a place for medications and that they can help people with many issues. The problem the pharmacy companies want to generate more revenue by getting people to take more pills.

Kinda squeamish for a space station commander, ain’t ya, Brewster?

I liked it better when we all knew what bears did in the woods but didn’t have cartoon bears talking about it during dinner programming.

I know what commercial Brewster is referring to, and yes, it really is gross beyond words. I don’t want to know what some overweight woman rubs between her butt cheeks.

I can live without the ads for feminine hygiene products. I remember one ad where switching to their brand could help women lead active lives. Really?

The idea of hygiene bothers him? No wonder they are always sending him out on missions alone.

oh i love that woman now…selling the ‘deodorant’ on her facebook page ads, selling the male version she says she loves the smell of her husband’s t3sticles!!

I don’t have to deal with those adverts because i don’t watch TV! The last time I had a TV set on was to get news on a local flood emergency back in 2011!

I still wince at Charmin toilet paper commercials. “Everybody goes, so enjoy the go.” Whatever ad agency came up with that should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.