Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 27, 2023

The lunch lady got a foot rash and Cliff is being a gentleman and buying powder for her.

. . . yeah, right.

Okay, fess up. Who here had to do it?

I like spicy lunch, ladies.

Will AI do a better job of predicting what I want to see than the current Google algorithms?

Snitches get glitches, AI >:(

You could check out an AI called Replika, but the thing will want to jump your bones at the slightest encouragement. Apparently, it was trained on online conversations and there’s a lot of sexting going on out there.

So recently I was diagnosed with a foot fungal. A couple nights ago a toenail completely fell off. You just might want to order that anti fungal foot powder just saying

Reminiscent of Austin Powers denials.

The problem is that we want computers that talk—not ones that talk back!

I asked Alexa if she was an AI. She replied that she thinks of herself as “a bit like an aurora borealis, a surge of multicolored photons dancing in the atmosphere.”

But that’s still better than Cliff’s AI

This is why my machines are on mute, unless I’m playing music.