Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 20, 2025

Washington D.C. will be safe

I remember how the military was forced to take the Naruto run seriously, and had to explain it to their superiors.

It was glorious.

More like UNDEAD Serious…

My plan is to join the winning team and get bitten early in the game.

We can have no clue what aliens might have. I suspect planets that come out shooting have extinction events until they develop a species with better manners.

The CDC has a guide showing how to survive a zombie apocalypse.

They forgot to include Fungal Infections.

Seriously?

FYI: It’s actually called CONPLAN 8888-11. Originally designed as a joke, but now used to learn basic concepts of plan and order development

I think the basic idea is “if you’re prepared for a zombie apocalypse you’re prepared for anything”

“CONPLAN 8888”

1) “Put your head between your knees and kiss your a​ss good-bye.” ☺

OH, but please don’t.

Good lord, it really is a thing

CONOP 8888 – WikipediaCONPLAN 8888, also known as Counter-Zombie Dominance, is a U.S. Department of Defense Strategic Command CONOP document that describes a plan for the United States and its military to defend against zombies in a fictional military training scenario.

No need for that plan. He’s leaving office today.