Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 19, 2025

So Brewster was tongue tied?

here’s hoping he didn’t have it set for stapling.

Bet he got the point then.

Not sure I want to know how he managed to do that. The copier one. The blender one I can understand: licking the cookie dough batter off of it and forgetting to turn it off first, or something like that. Not that I’m speaking from experience…

Last I discovered that if swallow an ounce of dark chocolate M&Ms for a week, for three days your urine will be the color of a cherry lifesaver.

I don’t know the issue is about having employees show what they’ve done over a week as I’ve posted before on this topic where I worked the site manager required everyone with certain job titles to leave a voice message everyday detailing what we did that day. As part of our yearly performance review had state what we’d done for a year in regards to both our job responsibilities and various site metrics.A reminder both Clinton and Obama promised to do this but like most of our elected officials theirs were just empty promises!

Another of Brewster’s accomplishments: “I got my tongue caught by Corporal Mittens, and I couldn’t speak all day.”

As long as he doesn’t get caught with his tongue in the till.

First item on the list: “answered stupid email asking what I did”

Remember when Billy Crystal was an SNL cast member that terrible things always happened to? he got his tongue caught in a movie projector. “I hate it when that happens.”

If it was truly a hand held blender, where you actually turned the crank by hand to move the blades, then it’s perfectly understandable to think of him licking the icing off the blades and then having to turn the blades to get more icing from spots he couldn’t reach. That is perfectly reasonable for Brewster….the copier, not so much…I mean, where’s the icing supposed to be!