Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 29, 2010

ITA, Broomie!

Irrefutable logic! –Pass the mustard, Broomie….

Is that a Big Mac you’re eating Broomie?

With enough diet and exercise, she might live to be 100…

She’s already lived to 1500 just doing what comes naturally.

(if you are what you eat, then obviously she takes in a lot of preservatives)

Can’t fight logic like that!

Will do next time I think of hitting the gym!

Does thinking about the gym burn calories releasing heat and endangering the penguins or polar bears (which pole is endangered)? I just quit thinking. I already cut down.

Brilliant application of logic - Mr Spock would be proud!

I think not, Cynthia, for Broomie’s Brain is hamburger while Spock’s is fortified with Plomeek soup and all things vegetable.

Aye, verily aye!

Of course, consuming fewer calories will reduce global warming and reduce obesity. But what’s the fun in that?

steven wright said that he got a bad case of poison ivy on the brain; so to scratch it he had to think about sand paper

but if you treat your body right, it will last a lifetime

Someone published an opinion that increase in people’s weight can contribute to global warming. His reason: A car, airplane, train, boat, or whatever, needs more fuel to transport more mass over the same distance.

Good reason to sit here and use the internet.

@Lewreader, according to research summarized in Science News, imagining exercise in detail doesn’t burn calories, but it does strengthen muscles - the ones you imagine using.

STUART Thank you for confirming my crazy thinking.

Broomie did well, I thought sure Gaylord was going to have another near death experience

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Clark Kent said, That is a Dagwood sandwich she’s eating. Hopefuly it’s a vegetarian sandwich.

Not if Dagwood’s in it.

Looks like Broomie will soon be producing “greenhouse gasses” anyway.